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Faffing to 90 – Killing with style, killing in style

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Readers, I have to thank you.

In my previous Faffing to 90 post, I was somewhat cynical about the fact that you forced me to play a Blood Elf. I decided to make the best of it, made a blondie with one of those crazy hairstyles (only Varian has more wicked hair than those pointy-eared freaks) and named him Lorellis. The name is somewhat inspired by Loras Tyrell from A Song of Ice and Fire. For one because Loras is a badass warrior, but more importantly because the Knight of Flowers has that certain “fab factor” I’m going for. The result is the smashing elf you see above.

So, why do I have to thank you? First of all, because playing this Blood Elf has been a blast so far. Being the roleplayer that I am, I had to give Lorellis a personality. Being fabulous is sadly not enough to be an interesting character, so Lorellis had to be more. In my head, he’s a fashionista hedonist who has gotten in deep with some goblin loan sharks (who might be using actual sharks to enforce their will) to finance his extravagant lifestyle. In order to work his way out of debt, Lorellis has to do the only thing he is even better at than being the pinnacle of beauty, namely being the pinnacle of slaughter. And so, Lorellis’ adventure across Azeroth and beyond begins, always looking for beauty in all the bloody places. It’s killing with style, while killing in style!

Next to giving me the foundation of an enjoyable character to roleplay, rolling a Blood Elf also allows me to level through content I haven’t seen in ages or haven’t seen at all. The last time I played through Eversong and the Ghostlands was around the launch of The Burning Crusade, and I didn’t have a chance so far to even touch the reworked northern part of the Eastern Kingdoms. Imagine my joy when I noticed how much fun those zones are, with interesting mini-storylines and some fantastic quests. Always wanted to be a quest giver in the name of the Dark Lady? Make your way to Hillsbrad Foothills, and you can be one! Also, as with all the zones that received a facelift when Cataclysm hit, leveling in Hillsbrad, Arathi and the likes has so much…flow. Some might call it boring, but the fact that I can easily auto-pilot through these quests makes leveling so much more enjoyable. Kudos, Blizzard, kudos!

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Finally, an honest quest giver!

By now, Lorellis is level 32 and starting his adventures in the Hinterlands. It’s been a blast playing him so far, and I think I have to thank you guys for making this decision. You are truly the best readers are blogger could wish for!

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Faffing to 90 – you asked for it

Dear readers,

when I give you information regarding my opinion of things, I hoped that you would handle them with care. I hoped that you would respect them, maybe discuss them with me, but ultimately, respect them. I thought that you came to this place to enjoy my readings, enjoy my opinion…not to confront me with them and have me act contrary to them.

Alas, I have discovered that you, dear readers, like to watch me suffer. I don’t blame you for that though: I find happiness in the pain of others on a regular basis. If I were you, I had also forced me to go and play a Blood Elf, no matter how much that would dent my honor and respect for myself. No hard feelings, guys and gals. No hard feelings.

So yeah, I will be playing a Blood Elf, and this will be the last time I’ll bitch about it. Instead, I’ll embrace it. My Blood Elf will be the coolest there ever was. He will re-define what it means to be a Sin’dorei, bring coolness to a bland race and will, all in all, be the best damn thing that happened to Azeroth since Thrall became Warchief.

In order to get this show rolling, I decided to pick the class myself. Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Lorellis, the Blood Elf Warrior:

lorellis…what have I gotten myself in to?