Movies & TV Shows

The Amazing Spider-Man 2: an exercise in writing

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POSSIBLY SPOILERS FOR AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 AHEAD!

Hey, remember back in high school when you had to hand in assignments for your literature class? You know, the ones requiring you to write your own short story, following the “rules of writing” you had been discussing in class for the last three weeks? And remember how you would get your short story back, with a remark of the teacher saying: “good overall story, but a piss-poor ending that made me angry enough to shout at strangers in the street”?

No? That never happened to you? Well, it might have happened to the writers of The Amazing Spider-Man back in 2012. Not in their literature class, but after hearing the opinions the audience had about The Amazing Spider-Man, director Mark Webb probably realized his writers needed some more time to up their skills and let them go. Had the new writers for the screenplay handed their work over to a literature teacher, he had probably told them that The Amazing Spider-Man 2 had a grandiose ending full of possibilities for sequels, but still had asked them to re-write the script. Why? Because the first eighty percent of it are boring, uninspired and just awkward.

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Why the Lego Movie is pure genius

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When it comes to movies, I’m a really, really critical kind of viewer. The moment the credits start rolling, I start to analyze every tiny bit of a flick, stating out loud whether it worked or didn’t. I comment every casting choice, every piece of scenery and every special effect, no matter how tiny or trivial. When a movie sucks, I’m the first to voice my opinion and give you a dozen reasons why I’m right. I don’t care we’ve changed the topic fifteen minutes ago, you need to know why this was a waste of moving pictures and I will be heard!

When The Lego Movie started rolling, I was prepared to write some piece about how Hollywood turned my fond childhood memories into a mediocre animation movie. Sure, the internet had told me that the movie was pure awesomeness, but what do some peasants on message boards know? How could their opinion be more valid than my own, being the important and brilliant part-time blogger that I am?

Well, turns out that, for once, I could believe the blaring of the sheep. Even better, the praise sung for The Lego Movie is not in proportion to the brilliance of the movie, and here you will find out why!

BE WARNED: HERE BE SPOILERS!

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Immersion – how to make me drown in a fictional world

Jewel over at Healing the Masses posted a great article about immersion in MMO’s, and that post alone is to blame for my sudden need to share my opinion on the topic of immersion. Immersion…the word alone sounds like it is a science in itself. Quite frankly, that is the case. Being capable of having someone utterly consumed by a world that is not real (at least not in most definitions of the word) is both a scientific and artistic feat, and that is probably why so much media fails at it. Still, I feel like the foundation for an immersive experience is not too complicated, and that’s why I want to share with you how any kind of videogame, TV show, movie or book can have me drown in the world it creates.

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Why Hemlock Grove leaves me confused

So, Netflix. Who hasn’t heard of it? About a month ago, it finally came to the Netherlands, and being the movie and TV show lover that I am, I fetched me a free month and started browsing the collection. I decided to start with a Netflix original show, and I was about to dive into the popular Orange Is The New Black. However, before I could start that show featuring Donna and her nude chest, I stumbled across another Netflix production. One based on a book. One that had a badass show poster: Hemlock Grove.

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Legend of Korra Book Two Premiere: what worked and what did not

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WARNING: THIS POST HAS MASTERED ALL FOUR STYLES OF SPOILER-BENDING!

Being treated to not just one but two episodes at the start of a new season is somewhat standard procedure these days, but it still surprised me when Nick decided to give us that extra bit of material last Friday. Nevertheless, I’m here to talk about the opening episodes of season two of Legend of Korra. Previously, I wrote about my wishes for this season, and I’m glad to see that at least two things of my wish list have been adressed already. Still, I can’t just sing praise about the first chapters of the new book, so I’ll be telling you what worked and didn’t work so far (at least from my point of view).

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My wishes for the next season of Legend of Korra

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Friday is September 13. Friday the 13th…hmm, usually, that means bad things are gonna happen. It’s a day where you’re supposed to evade black cats, ladders and other bad omens. This year, though, it can’t be that bad, since it will be the day the second season (or “book”) of Legend of Korra will air on Nickelodeon!

I’m a big fan of everything related to Avatar, so you can imagine I’m hyped for the start of the new season. However, the first season had some issues. Minor issues, to be honest, but issues nonetheless. That’s why I’m giving you my top three wishes for Legend of Korra: Book Two – Spirits.

Number 3: An in-depth exploration of the Spirit World
The Last Airbender did have its share of scenes in the Spirit World, but for a job that involves keeping the balance between both worlds, Aang didn’t wander off that often into this weird land of dreams and illusions. A shame, since I love the entire art and design of it. Luckily, the name of Book Two of Korra’s tale is “Spirits”, so there’s got to be some action in the other world! Considering Korra’s rash and fiery nature, I’m curious to see how she interacts with the spirits, and if we might learn more about the origin of bending and the role the spirits play. It would surely give some depth to the setting, and take the story to another plane of existence.

Number 2: Less love triangle
Don’t get me wrong, I love drama and emotion as much as any other fan of a good story, but the love triangle between Mako, Asami and Korra felt rather annoying to me. It didn’t add that much to the characters, and felt more like the writers thought that it was just necessary to have Korra go through some “girly feelings”. The rushed pacing of the episodes didn’t help here either, and so I felt like the relationship between the three couldn’t receive the time it deserve. So when I say I want to see “less love triangle”, I actually mean “less cheap, boring love triangle without any meaning to the plot”.

Number 1: Comic relief Bolin
Okay, I get it, every show needs a comic relief character. The Last Airbender had Sokka and the animal sidekicks for that, and Legend of Korra is using Bolin. However, there’s a difference between a comic relief character that does something, and one you only have for shits and giggles. Bolin, sadly, belongs to the second category. Once you’re past the first three episodes, Bolin has devolved from a cool, somewhat awkward earth-bender to nothing but the amusing sidekick of the group. I might exaggerate a bit here, but occasionally, I could take Pabu more seriously than Bolin. Either Bolin has some major character development early in the second season, or I really wouldn’t mind if Amon would just blood-bend him out of the show.

So that’s my top three wishes for the upcoming season. You agree? You don’t agree? No matter, leave your comments below and geek out with me when the first episode of Book Two airs coming Friday!

Chin out.

P.S.: Though he didn’t make it into my top three, I hope we see some more of foaming mouth guy. The show would be nowhere without him.

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